Every Thanksgiving these last few years I wake up in the morning knowing that this is the year when I will finally get in touch with my sweet, emotional and well meaning inner self and write a truly profoundly heartfelt and warm Happy Thanksgiving message.
That results in several minutes of hopeful soul searching. Â Sadly, no matter how deeply I dig, all I come up with is sarcasm, cynicism and a profoundly dark sense of humor.
This year, I decided that I have been looking for humanity in the wrong place and that the advent of AI might offer some ability to fake warmness and optimism for people like me. Â
I asked ChatGPT and Grok the same exact question: "write a profound happy thanksgiving message for a bunch of patriotic gun nuts"
Here is what I got back:
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From ChatGPT:
Happy Thanksgiving to Our Fellow Patriots!
As we gather this Thanksgiving, let us give thanks for the blessings of freedom, family, and the great land we call home. We honor the principles that built this nation—strength, resilience, and an unwavering commitment to liberty.
Today, as we carve the turkey and reflect on our blessings, let’s not forget those who have fought to protect our freedoms and those who stand ready to defend them still. It's a time to cherish the bonds of family, the camaraderie of friends, and the power of unity that keeps our American spirit alive.
May your Thanksgiving be filled with the warmth of loved ones, the satisfaction of great food, and maybe a few moments at the range to remind us of the rights and traditions we hold dear.
Here’s to faith in the future, pride in our past, and love for this great nation. From our family to yours—Happy Thanksgiving, and God bless America! 🦃🇺🇸🔫
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From Grok:
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow patriots and guardians of freedom! On this day of gratitude, let's give thanks for the liberties we cherish, secured by the vigilance and resolve symbolized by each of your steadfast arms. May your gatherings be filled with the warmth of camaraderie, the echoes of liberty, and the assurance that the spirit of America is alive in every one of you. Here's to the Second Amendment, to our shared heritage, and to the unyielding spirit of independence. Enjoy your feast, your fellowship, and keep the flame of freedom burning bright. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Please put in the commens below which AI message you prefer before reading further.
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ChatGPT's message conviniently ignores the "partiotic gun nut" part aside from the a few moments at the range reference. Generally, it reads like something put together by script writers for "white dudes for Harris" commercial upon realizing that they have to find employment in a post 2024 election world. It is not the power of unity that keeps our American spirit alive. It is the American spirit and the American idea that give us some measure of unity, not the other way around.
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Grok's message is more on point. It actually mentions the 2nd Amendment and "assurance that the spirit of America is alive in every one of you" is both conceptually more accurate and somewhat flattering. Â
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I mostly use AI for technical stuff where it can do the calculations for me or write a few lines of code faster than I can. However, it is full of bovine manure abotu 20% of the time, so I would not use it for anything technical where I can not easily check what it has done and find mistakes.
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All that aside, Happy Thanksgiving, Gentlemen!